2022.01.27 07:58 matias2028 The 1994 Azkaban Escape: a sequel to the story where I kill bullies in The Goblet of Fire
Dumbledore is in Hogwarts in the great hall, the day after I encouraged people to kill bullies
Dumbledore: I regret to inform that most of Slytherin students were killed yesterday. They were killed by a lot of students of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. They were encouraged by Gryffindor 4th year student Matias Pereira [that's my name]. He was the 1st person with South American ancestry to study in Hogwarts. He got the idea from professor Alastor Moody when he taught unforgivable curses. Now all the students who participated in the killing are in Azkaban. Also Hogwarts is now a lot smaller than before
Hermione (silently): I should've stopped them
Meanwhile I wake up in the same cell as Harry and Ron
Me: Good morning. Are you ok?
Harry: I'd never been so better
Ron: Me neither
Me: I'm now famous for 2 things
Ron: killing those bullies was the funniest thing I ever did
Our cells open
Guard (on speaker): it's visit time
We go to the visit room and our parents start yelling at us
Molly: RON WEASLEY!!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING????!!!! YOU PARTICIPATED IN A MASSACRE AND EVEN FRED AND GEORGE!!!!
Ron: I don't regret it. Those idiots got what they deserved
Molly: BUT KILLING IS WRONG!!!! AND NOW I CAN'T SEE YOU EVER AGAIN!!!
Molly leaves crying and after a while everybody leaves. At nightime somebody makes noises in out cell. It was Hermione
Hermione: here you have your wands. Here's your invisibilty cloak Harry
Me: aren't you angry at us?
Hermione: yes I am! But I don't want you to be in Azkaban forever. Quick hide in Harry's cloak
A guard looks at our cell and opens the door
Guard: Pereira, Potter and Weasley are out of their cells!
I knock out the guard with desmaius and I enchant Azkaban with the song "Twist and Shout" by the Beatles
Me: LET'S BREAK EVERYBODY OUT!!!!
I break out Neville, Fred and George
Me: BREAK EVERYBODY OUT AND KILL ALL THE GUARDS!!!!
The students and I kill multiple guards and we go near Bellatrix's cell
Bellatrix: won't you free me?
Neville: I'm sorry Bellatrix! We only free our friends! Avada kedavra!
Neville kills Bellatrix
Neville: this is for torturing my parents! New plan!
Me: new plan! Kill also all criminals you know!
The students kill multiple prisoners and after a while we get near the exit
Me: get out! Get out!
Guard: You'll never be able to escape...
Me: avada kedavra!
I kill the guard
Me: so long losers! I'll see you in hell!
I get into a thestral and everybody starts flying away
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